Tuesday, September 15, 2009

HEADLINE: ECCENTRIC MUSICIAN SHAVES MUSTACHE

Harvard -- It is rumored that, due to unanimous familial thumbs-down and a clostrophobic upper lip, the Eccentric Musician's three-week whisker accumulation has succumbed to the mortal razor. Although investigations are still under way, it is believed that unintentional, successful eschewal of cameras on Mr. Eccentric Musician's part has left FHI (Facial Hair Investigators, LLC) without publicity photographs.

2 comments:

  1. You should have kept it! I was waiting for a big long beard! Larry Pollock

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  2. Oh, Larry, you're very kind - though I'm sure the beard would throw my mom off the deep end!

    JtB

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